Leela: I didn't realise you were such a coin-a-sewer. Zapp Brannigan: Welcome to my humble chamber, or as I call it, "the Lovenasium".
And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. Zapp Brannigan: Captain's journal Star date.
(Kif then points to Zapp's chest where the medal is) Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shutdown. Zapp Brannigan: You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Zapp Brannigan: The Killbots? A trifle! It was simply a matter of outsmarting them.įry: Wow! I never would have thought of that! Inform the men.įry: I heard that one time you single-handedly defeated a horde of rampaging somethings in the something-something-system. : Has my reputation preceded me or was I too quick for it?.
Has my reputation preceded me or was I too quick for it? : Ah, Leela! We meet again, but this time I'm the one criticizing.: Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yod.Īh, Leela! We meet again, but this time I'm the one criticizing the sausage!.Zapp Brannigan: Leela, you're obviously confused and aroused.įire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel. Leela: The only kind of crawling I'm doing to you is away. That's why sooner or later you'll come crawling back to the Zapper. Zapp Brannigan: A split second is all it takes. For a split second my common sense was overwhelmed by pity. Professor Farnsworth: I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.I like your style, Fry. Zapp Brannnigan: Dammit Kif, where’s the little umbrella? That’s what makes it a scotch on the rocks! Zoidberg: Hooray! I’m a teenage heartthrob again! Zoidberg: Your music is bad & you should feel bad!īender: You’re a pimple on society’s ass and you’ll never amount to anything!īender: Afterlife? If I thought I had to live another life, I’d kill myself now!įry: Did everything just taste purple for a second?įry: Valentine’s Day is coming up? Oh Crap, I forgot to get a girlfriend again! Professor Farnsworth: I really ought to do something but I am already in my pyjamas.īender: Oh wait you’re serious. You know a headache with pictures.īender: I don’t have emotions & sometimes that makes me very sad.Īmy: Finally, a uniform I’d be happy to be caught dead in! Leela: Fry, remember when I told you to finish your stories one sentence earlier?įry: Wait, I’m having one of those things. Zoidberg: I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.īender: You know what cheers me up? Other people’s misfortune. Professor Farnsworth: Some say I’m robbing the cradle but I say she’s robbing the grave!Īmy: It’s when women are polite to each other you know there’s a problem. Disemboweling in your species, fatal or non-fatal?īender: Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink! Zoidberg: Fry, it’s been years since medical school, so remind me. Leela: Men who call too much are the worst…I bet. Kif Kroker: Excuse my language but I have had it with you ruffling my petticoats! I wish everyone else was dead.įry: Ugh, it’s like a party in my mouth & everyone’s throwing up. Zoidberg: A fancy dress gala? I’ll wear my formal shell.įry: When you look this good, you don’t have to know anything!ĭwight: “I heard beer makes you stupid!” Fry: “No I’m… Doesn’t!”īender: I’m so embarrassed.
#Best waterfall quotes futurama series
Bite My Shiny Metal Catchphrase… Futurama is one of the most quotable shows out there, and everybody loves a good quote, don’t they? We’ve pulled together some of our favourites from across the series – think we’ve missed any good ones? Tweet us Wow! Sporty go-cart, Leela! So hip and sexy.
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